Please God in Heaven tell me this IS NOT what I am seeing. I don't even know where to start on this...
This is the description of this $375 Islington Daniella bag...
"london's bustling islington neighborhood, a haven for artists and performers, inspired this stunning shoulder bag in smooth, shiny goathide. featuring a flap top and long crossbody strap, this sophisticated satchel is a classic work bag, and on weekends it can be slung across your back while you ride your vintage schwinn around the city. noel jacquard lining and the light gold turnlock closure add final luxe touches."
I bolded the parts that I find particularly interesting. Can't you just get a mental image of the person that purchases this bag riding around on her Schwinn with the bag STRAPPED ACROSS HER BODY!
Seriously, I cannot in any way shape or form get on board with the come back of the "long crossbody strap." There is a reason that those died.
Perhaps I need to give Kate a call as something must be terribly wrong.
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Absolutely hilarious. Love.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you. Let's file a motion against this bag.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing cute about that bag...
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Okay, at first I thought you were going to write about how much you love this bag!! I was beginning to wonder! :D I'm going to post pics soon of the counter tops...they look fab! It's just been hard to get on here for very long with 5 KIDS in the house! :P
ReplyDeleteThere is something a little bit "Dynasty" going on here.....from Kate????
ReplyDeleteOh the cross body bag reminds me of when I was a child begging my mommy for a purse to put my bonnie bell lip balm in. no no no! no adult needs to wear a bag like that!!
ReplyDeleteyour post always make me laugh or smile! i agree 100% let that fad die already!
ReplyDeleteIf I were riding that Schwinn the strap would somehow get caught in the spokes of my bike and I would probably wipe out. This bag needs to be banned!
ReplyDeleteBTW, have I ever told you there is a Kate Spade outlet 10 minutes from me? You'd be in heaven! It actually is a really small store, but who cares! It's Kate Spade! DISCOUNTED!!!
Hey!! While I totally agree with your purse observations, I thought there was going to be a Darby story today!! HA HA!! I think you should get a cross body strap and ride your Schwinn around!! :)
ReplyDeleteYes, please tell Kate that WE cannot wear this at all this fall. Eeewww!
ReplyDeleteAh, yes, even the Greats make mistakes. And this. is. definitely. a. mistake. Heaven help us all.
ReplyDeleteYou are so hysterical! I can see it now, crossbody strap bag with a fabulous pair of very high waisted pants, you know the ones that have the waist band that make your butt look like it's a mile long?
ReplyDeleteBoth were stupid then...it's very stupid now...are you hearing me Kate?...HELLO!!!
xoxo
Karyn
Totally agree! You are hilarious, tell Kate what's up!
ReplyDeletehaha love it!
ReplyDeletehaha too funny!
ReplyDeleteOh sweet god. Please tell me shit like this isn't coming back? Like scrunchies? And...other crappy 80s stuff? Sigh.
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