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Friday, April 2, 2010

Internet Domination

I don't want to dwell, but followers have been dropping quicker than flies lately around these parts.

Do you mean to tell me that they aren't enjoying all of the motherly antecdotes, messy mini pictures, rants about seemingly unimportant things, slightly humorous April Fool's Day banter, or do you think they just don't enjoy my oh so charming, witty and sunny personality??? (note the sarcasm).

Where do you think they are going? Do you think they are starting their own group that I am obviously not cool enough to join? Maybe it is a whole group sitting around blogging about how uncool I am.

Or do you think they are a group banding together against all things chocolate, Kate Spade, related to television, minis, and (gasp!) coffee? Oh goodness, I hope not. That certainly wouldn't do anything for world peace.

I digress.

You see this is affecting me because clearly I am seeking INTERNET DOMINATION. If my followers and peeps keep dropping out, how am I ever going to reach this goal??

I need to perfect that evil laugh for when I reach this goal and I RULE the internet. Any tips?

How am I ever going to be the next Dooce?

How am I going to take over the internet and make things work just the way I want them to?

I may have mentioned before that the world would be a better (and neater, more organized) place if things would just work the way I feel they should.

I guess I will just have to be the Little Blue Engine and think I can while working on my OCD plans for the world and practicing my "evil" laugh.

Have a great day! HAPPY EASTER!!!


  1. I don't think you get to complain when you still have over 300 followers. ;) But seriously, I lose readers a lot too. I try not to dwell on it, but it bugs the heck out of me!

  2. My followers have been dropping as well. I think they have figured out that we are just too cool for them. They can't hang! I'm not leaving you anytime soon!

  3. I just lost one... not that I can even tell you who it is. So I guess I don't miss him/her that much either... Hee hee.

  4. You are way cooler than Dooce to me! I heart you and your blog and am sending you big squishy hugs!! XOXOXO

  5. My followers go up or down 2 or 3 every clue why. Same with facebook - which may one day ruin my blog! BTW- You won one of my target giftcards. Send me your mailing info! Happy Easter!

  6. Oh never fear! This happens to us all! I still think it's safe to set Internet domination in your sights!


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