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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

For Hire*

{Editor's Note: Worthwhile Wednesday will be temporarily delayed this week. Remember a few weeks ago when we just pretended it was Wednesday another day. You know like deja vu or Groundhog Day? I know that perhaps Wednesdays aren't the ideal day to do again, so I will make it worth your while. My apologies.}

I am looking for someone to help me in this crazy life that I find myself living. Below are some of the details, but not limited to only these tasks.

*Clean my house-including sweeping/mopping, bathrooms, dusting, dishes, etc.
*Clean up toys so that people don't break their neck as they try to walk around-this will probably happen at least 3 times a day.
*Wash, dry, fold, and put away all laundry
*Cook and clean up all meals (and try to solve the issue of Mini #1 eating nothing and then throwing a temper tantrum when you fix what he actually said he wanted)
*Mow the grass (front & back), weed beds, finish cleaning out beds in backyard
*Deal with pool maintenance
*Fix toys when they break for the 45678 time
*Play and educate two extremely cute, loud, smart, stubborn, funny, and energy filled minis
*Work for the realtor man (emailing, phone calls, appointment set ups, flyers, presentations)
*Work for MLG and help it grow (THIS ONE IS FUN)
*Deal with my husband
*Go to the dreaded grocery store
*Put me on a diet and exercise plan without me actually knowing it. Bonus pay if you could actually somehow lose the weight for me.
*Pay bills and organize files that somehow got completely out of control over the past three moves this year.
*Read for leisure and have the ability to give me a synopsis of the books that I have sitting on my nightstand and so desperately want to read.
*Stalk the Kate Spade website for great deals (also, search for additional funds to purchase said deals or else this task is kind of pointless)

I have been searching, wiggling my nose, blinking and crossing my arms, clicking my heels together on my sparkly red heels, and I even tried letting my hair down while waiting for a prince to save me.

Would you believe that NOTHING is working and I'm tired ya'll.

*Salary is negotiable as long as you can be paid by MLG products, food, homemade crafts, and on certain days my children and/or husband.

Submit all resumes via email to me and I promise you will be my new BFF!!! Better enter soon as I'm sure that there will be quite the applicant pool for this prestigious job.


  1. I love this! Is this like the Paris Hilton BFF? I'm sure you'll get some bites soon! :)

  2. Wouldn't you know I'm looking for the same type of help? Send some of your applicants my way please! :)

  3. haha! very cute :) I could use a lot of that help myself!

  4. why can't I be in college in a school near you so I could be your personal assistant?!

    have you thought about that- looking into having an internship that you could get a local college gal interested in entrepreneurship/clothing partake in?!


  5. I can stalk the Kate Spade for ya, lol!

    Hope you have a great day girl!!!


  6. Sign me up. Sounds like exactly what I have been looking for. xo

  7. To Whom It May Concern:

    Please consider this my formal application for the job you have posted on the FABULOUS Molly Lou blog.

    I believe I posess all the necessary qualifications to meet exceed your expectations for the job responsibilities you listed.

    I assume this position comes with full relocation benefits and complete debt payoff? Provided you agree to those terms - I'm there.


    Whitney That Girl


  8. Cute post. BTW, you've been tagged!

  9. You are hysterical!

    I wish I could apply but I work full time and do all that other stuff minus the minis. I've been seriously thinking of running away, if you get that help, you want to go with me?

    Do you mind if I steal your job description and give to "The Italian" for his review? He's clueless and thinks all of this stuff just magically happens.

    Big Hugs,

  10. I'm in! Then we can finally meet in person and drink our wine!

  11. i would be your personal assistant! playing with those sweet adorable kids you have would be oh so much fun!
    and i actually like cleaning and doing chores ;)

  12. I'm sorry you have not been able to find the right person to fill in! Keep looking maybe?

  13. I'm in! All you have to do is convince The Boyfriend and Fenway that your area is better than ours... :)

  14. Are you sure we aren't related? Or possibly the same person?
    Except for the Kate Spade thing. Sorry, I just don't get it...
    :) You hate me now, don't you?

  15. I need all this too, except, I think I'd enjoy it if I got to work for you!

  16. I've been forgetting to brush my teeth lately. I end up getting where I'm going and realize. I now carry a toothbrush in my purse.

    I don't think you want me doing any maintance in your life. I can't even keep up on my daily hygiene.


  17. I so wish I lived closer! I would work for you!


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