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Thursday, October 8, 2009

Haphazard Thursday~HaHaHalloween Funnies

I told you the other day that Mini #1 is entering the joke phase. I also get a good little giggle out of silly jokes and we all need to giggle. I'm still smiling over the pirate joke from the other day!

Here are a few Halloween themed jokes I stumbled upon to get your Thursday going...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?


What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?

A stake sandwich

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?

Pumpkin pi

What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?


What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

He had no body to dance with.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

He is mist.

Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?

He heard it had great circulation.

What is a vampires favorite holiday?


What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?


What do you call two spiders that just got married?


Where do most goblins live?

in North and South Scarolina.

What do the skeletons say be for eating?

Bone appetit

Silly I know, but I know you laughed at a few of these and I bet you might even tell one to someone today! Have any good jokes to share? Happy Thursday...have a great day!

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  1. Those are great!!!

    Just wanted to make sure you got my email with my contact information the other day. I sent it through work and sometimes that ends up in spam. Email me if you didn't:

    So glad I won! Have a good day.

  2. Have you been eating way too many popsicles with the jokes on the stick? haha, I can't wait to tell some of those today. With jokes like those Mini#1 is going to get all the ladies!

  3. haha I love when kids are into jokes!

  4. Thanks for the great jokes... I will definitely have to share some of them :)


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