I get forwards all of the time. Most of my family and friends don't seem to get that I don't like forwards. I don't forward them on and if I'm being honest, most of the time I don't even read them.
I have a few dear family members that just get forward happy. I swear they forward ANY email they get and I am convinced that most of them are like me and don't even read the forwarded "jokes."
As I say this, I am going to go against that, so please disregard the above comments for ONLY A MOMENT. I got this forward and I laughed out loud at a few of them, especially the last one.
In an effort to get your weekends off to a great start, I decided to share these with you. Enjoy.
How do you choose who to marry?? (all answered by children)
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
5. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7
6. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9
7. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10
Have a great weekend.